Whatever you do!

Don’t … DON’T … put any kind of bitter apple-esque training product on a leash that you then put into your pocket and then forget about it since it doesn’t seem to work on the dog.

You won’t feel it then.

You won’t feel it an hour later.

You’ll feel it three hours later in the grocery store, after wondering why your hand is itchy, and then realizing your whole left thigh is ON FIRE.

And of course I hit the slow line in the check out.

I am currently heavily creamed (thank you Gold Bond) and pantless … at least until the cream dries.

Mostly itch-free.

*whimper*

Mostly.

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